‘tis the season to be horny
‘tis the season to be horny
Only one thing can get done around her
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I'll help you get up, baby
I've been missing out
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
I love your ideas, honey
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Use this fucking slut